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So, my sister decid to get a haircut. And was trying to find a new place to go. she finally found one that had hairstyles based on Disney characters. She shows up, asks about those haircuts, and the barber says, ""We have hairstyles based on Cinderella, Mulan, Jasmine, Rapunzel, Anna, and Belle."" She makes her decision, and is out in less than an hour. I text her before she gets home, and ask her which hairstyle she got. She responds, ""Rapunzel's"" I say, ""How is it? Do you like it?"" She ans

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I told my 7 year old daughter that there are real princesses... My 7 year old made a comment along the lines of ""I wish princesses were real"" and I replied that they are, they're just not what you think of when you watch fairy-tales and Disney shows. She didn't believe me so I started to look some up on my phone and came across Diana....the following dialogue is verbatim Daughter - ""Oh she's pretty, who's she?"" Me - ""That's Princess Diana, she died in a car wreck years ago though"" Daughter

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Mr Connor took his daughter, Anna, to a Vietnamese church.... ....in the hopes of getting her to stop her rebellious teenage shenanigans. Anna obviously resistant, warned him beforehand that she'll go to the church, but she doesn't want to attend the church habitually. Mr Connor agreed with Anna, hoping the one visit will be enough. At the front of the church they were met by a Vietnamese nun named Banh Hanh. ""She drinks, she smokes and she takes drugs! Is there anyway in which the church can h

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And she did it on the first date . . . . THE DATE........................... Like everything in life, farts have a time and place. However, I never realized that in the wrong time and place, flatulence had enough power to alter my course in history. Well, it can if it's the third date with the man ...of your dreams. And, if it makes his eyes burn. If God destined us to be together, I was one SBD away from foiling His plans (that's ""Silent But Deadly"" for you prudes). It was about five years ag

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So a guy lies on his death bed. An old man is on his death bed. His entire family is by his side. He asks his daughter ""Anna, are you there?"" His daughter Anna says ""yes father im here."" The man then asks "" What about my son is he here?"" His son says ""yes im here."" ""What about my grandkids,"" the old man said, growing more raspy. ""We are here too grandpa,"" the grandkids said. ""Everyone is here, arent they,"" he says, ""Then why is the kitchen light on?""

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Come And Visit Often Pardon Me For Not Getting Up - I Feel Like Lying Down Gone Fishing - Permanently Don't Come In Yet - Wait Til Later Now Is Not The Time To Ask Me Again There Is Always Lots Of Room Here If You Can't Say Anything Nice About Me Then Leave Forever A Mess I Must Confess In The Beginning I Was Small, Now I Am Nothing At All If You Can't Beat 'Em, You'll Join Them Here The Only Regrets I Have Are Those Things I Didn't Do Time Waits For No One But I Wouldn't Have Minded A Bit Of A

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The schoolteacher asked her class of young children to name one thing they needed at home but didn't yet have. "Jimmy?" "A Nintendo Wii." "Very good, Jimmy. How about you, Anna?" "A Super Barbie doll's house," said Anna. "That sounds nice, Anna. Eric?" Eric remained silent. "Surely there must be something you can think of, Eric?" "No, nothing." "Really, Eric? You do surprise me." "I know it's true for a fact," insisted Eric. "Because last week my dad came home drunk, was sick all over the carpet

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