Bjorn Jokes

Did you hear about the Buddhist Viking? He believed he'd be Bjorn again

Punny Phrase I have a friend on a sports team and his name is bjorn so we made a poster saying ""It's not delivery, it bjorno"" and I was wondering if anyone could make a similar phrase with some other names on our team we have. Some include Shayan, Chandler, Anna, Paulina, Jonah, Matt, Silvan, Maya, Sancia, Karsen, Julian, Angela, and Lauralei.

Sven walks into a bar... ... and sees his friend Bjorn sitting alone at a table. He orders a vodka, and sits down opposite him. Bjorn looks up and nods. Sven nods back. They sit like this, not speaking, for hours, waving to the barman when more vodka is required. Eventually Sven says, ""Snow again."" Bjorn replies, ""Look, if you're going to chat all night, then I'm going to have to find another bar.""

My name is Bjorn and I used to live in California I was Bjorn in the U.S.A. I was Bjorn in the U.S.A. I was Bjorn in the U.S.A.

Q: Did you hear about the Swedish guy who found God after rehab? A: He was a bjorn-again Christian.

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjorn ! Bjorn who ? Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth !

I was involved in a car crash last night. As I regained consciousness from last nights car crash. The Doctors were trying to convince me that I'm actually a Swedish guy who has forgotten his identity... But I am having none of it. I wasn't Bjorn yesterday!

As I regained consciousness from last nights car crash. The Doctors were trying to convince me that I'm actually a Swedish Guy who has forgotten his identity... But I am having none of it. I wasn't Bjorn yesterday!

As I regained consciousness from last nights car crash. The Doctors were trying to convince me that I'm actually a Swedish bloke who has forgotten his identity... But I am having none of it. I wasn't Bjorn yesterday!

There was once a viking who believed in reincarnation. He was hoping that after dying he'd be Bjorn again.

Did you hear the one about the Viking who was reincarnated? He was Bjorn again.