a guy thing.. My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course, I checked my seven month old daughter, and she was clean. The I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him and he said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an …

Watching my mom use an iPhone is like watching a 12 year old girl try and contact her dead grandma on a Ouija board.

An oldie I heard in elementary school Little Johnny has just started kindergarten and doesn't know the alphabet. As things usually happen, the teacher asks Johnny to recite the alphabet. He tells her that he does not know the alphabet, so she tells him to go home and ask his parents to help him learn it. After school, he runs up the driveway and into the kitchen, where his mom is on the phone with a friend. As he runs in, he yells out ""MOM, WHAT'S THE ALPHABET?"" Being the wonderful mother that…

A Mexican mom and her Mexican child....... Were in their kitchen making tortillas . Then the the child put flour on his face and said to his mom ""look mommy I'm a white boy"". She slaps him hard in the face and says ""go show your father. He goes and shows him. Then his father slapped him even harder ""go show your grandma"" said the father. He went and showed his grandma. She slapped him even harder than his father. ""Go show your mom she said"". So the Mexican child went in the kitchen where …