An oldie I heard in elementary school Little Johnny has just started kindergarten and doesn't know the alphabet. As things usually happen, the teacher asks Johnny to recite the alphabet. He tells her that he does not know the alphabet, so she tells him to go home and ask his parents to help him learn it. After school, he runs up the driveway and into the kitchen, where his mom is on the phone with a friend. As he runs in, he yells out ""MOM, WHAT'S THE ALPHABET?"" Being the wonderful mother that…

A little black boy is in the kitchen helping his mom She accidently knocks the flour over and covers the little boy. He says to his mom "" look mom I'm white!"" She smacks him and busts his lip, then she tells him to go tell his father what he said. The little boy goes to his father and says "" look dad I'm white!"" he hits him so hard he falls to the ground. The father tells him to go tell his grandma what he just said. The little boy goes to his grandma and says ""look nana I'm white"" she hit…

Black Family The mother was in the kitchen preparing dinner, her young child approaches, grabs a handful of flour, put it on his face and smiling exclaims: look mama, I'm white!!!. The mother turns around, looks at him and slap him with all her strength, the kid looks at her surprised wile the mother says: you are a disgrace!! How there you make jokes about this!?!?Now go and show to your father. The kid goes to the living room where his father is watching TV and says in a half deflated tone: lo…

A black kid was playing in the kitchen.. He accidentally knocked a bag of flour off the shelf and it went all over him. His mom came in the kitchen and he decided to make a joke of it. ""Look Mom, I'm white!"" he said. His mom slapped him across the cheek. ""I can't believe you just said that boy, go tell your father what you just said."" Surprised and a little hurt, he walked over to his Dad in the TV room and said ""Hey look Dad... I'm white!"" When his Dad heard that, he flat out punched the …