Ouija board just told me it's still waiting on a grandbaby and I was like lol Mom when did you die

""Dad, why couldn't the doctors save grandpa's life? ""Doesn't matter son, he would have suffocated in the coffin""

SON: Mom, Grandma is so annoying, I wish she will just die. MOTHER: Idiot, it's your mother that will die, not mine.

If you call & I don't answer, I'm not dead, I'm napping. - Things I have to say to my mom