Ouija board just told me it's still waiting on a grandbaby and I was like lol Mom when did you die#Ouija Board#Parents#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Watching my mom use an iPhone is like watching a 12 year old girl try and contact her dead grandma on a Ouija board.#Ouija Board#Aging#Parents#Dark Humor+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If you call & I don't answer, I'm not dead, I'm napping. - Things I have to say to my mom#Parents#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*At the ouija board* Me: Err... mom? Can't we just... Ouija board: A-N-D A-N-O-T-H-E-R T-H-I-N-G#Ouija Board#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If my dad were alive today he would say, "Mark stop telling people I'm dead"#Parents#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp