If my dad were alive today he would say, "Mark stop telling people I'm dead"

Ouija board just told me it's still waiting on a grandbaby and I was like lol Mom when did you die

You ever randomly hear your mom singing 'Candy Shop' and then die a little inside?

"Daddy, am I going to die someday?" "No, you're the only immortal being in the entire world. Goodnight, stupid."