*At the ouija board* Me: Err... mom? Can't we just... Ouija board: A-N-D A-N-O-T-H-E-R T-H-I-N-G#Ouija Board#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Ouija board just told me it's still waiting on a grandbaby and I was like lol Mom when did you die#Ouija Board#Parents#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Watching my mom use an iPhone is like watching a 12 year old girl try and contact her dead grandma on a Ouija board.#Ouija Board#Aging#Parents#Dark Humor+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.#Dating#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp