Birmingham Jokes

A front desk attendant at Delta is beginning to board passengers for a flight from Atlanta to Birmingham, Alabama... As he is taking the tickets from the passengers and allowing them board, he notices one man still standing at the window, looking at the plane. Once everyone else has walked down the passageway towards the jet, the attendant walks over to the man and asks if he is supposed to be on the plane. ""This plane takes off at 7:05 and gets into Birmingham at 7:07?"" The man asks. ""Uh, ye…

Wrong way Anna was worried about her husband: he was not home yet from his trip to Birmingham. She phoned him on his mobile, ""Where are you, dear?"" ""I'm on the M1,"" he replied. ""I was so worried about you,"" she said. ""The radio reported that some fool was driving along the M1 the wrong way."" ""Just one??"" he retorted, ""There are hundreds of them!!""

I once met an Indian bloke in Birmingham and his name was Naan. He wasn't born here, but he was bread.

Duayne met Patricia Ann from Birmingham at a Tus-caloosa ballroom. They danced every dance together. When the evening was over he asked if he could see her next time he was in town. ""Yes"" replied Patricia Ann shyly. The young man hurriedly took out his pad and pencil and asked ""What's your number?"" ""CApitol 4-6173."" After a long embarrassed pause Duayne asked ""How do yew make a capital 4?""

At the second annual UK women's rights meeting... a lady from Birmingham stood up and said, "Ladies, last year I vowed to no longer cook for my husband. On the first day, I saw nothing. On the second day, I saw nothing. On the third day, my husband cooked a wonderful meal, and has continued to cook every night since." She recieved a generous round of applause. Another lady, from London, stood up next and said, "Ladies, last year I vowed to no longer wash my husband's clothes. On the first d…

Roy Moore opened a clothing store in Birmingham but it was quickly shut down.