I told my 7 year old daughter that there are real princesses... My 7 year old made a comment along the lines of ""I wish princesses were real"" and I replied that they are, they're just not what you think of when you watch fairy-tales and Disney shows. She didn't believe me so I started to look some up on my phone and came across Diana....the following dialogue is verbatim Daughter - ""Oh she's pretty, who's she?"" Me - ""That's Princess Diana, she died in a car wreck years ago though"" Daughter…

And she did it on the first date . . . . THE DATE........................... Like everything in life, farts have a time and place. However, I never realized that in the wrong time and place, flatulence had enough power to alter my course in history. Well, it can if it's the third date with the man ...of your dreams. And, if it makes his eyes burn. If God destined us to be together, I was one SBD away from foiling His plans (that's ""Silent But Deadly"" for you prudes). It was about five years ag…

Wrong way Anna was worried about her husband: he was not home yet from his trip to Birmingham. She phoned him on his mobile, ""Where are you, dear?"" ""I'm on the M1,"" he replied. ""I was so worried about you,"" she said. ""The radio reported that some fool was driving along the M1 the wrong way."" ""Just one??"" he retorted, ""There are hundreds of them!!""

Anna is Still in Mourning Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago and her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world. Finally