Nintendo Jokes

When answering a Craigslist ad, clarify the meaning of "XXX fun" up front or else you could end up playing Nintendo with a large woman.

*hears someone breaking in* *grabs gun and walks down hallway* *cord drags* *realizes I grabbed Nintendo gun from Duck Hunt* *gets shot*

When I was a kid 'friends with benefits' meant that kid had a nintendo.

Can't believe Nintendo didn't make a commercial for the Wii where a guy breaks up with a girl by saying "It's not you, It's Wii".

"my dad works at Nintendo" "No he doesn't ur such a liar" *Donkey Kong walks in & takes off his hat & coat* "Hey sport, good day at school?"

*Social justice ppl arrive at nintendo headquarters in japan* "Game... BOY?" *merciless, graphic slaughter of nintendo employees ensues*

*Blows air in girls face like Nintendo cartridge* "Ok, NOW will you go out with me?"

I blow on Nintendo cartridges and they work. I blow on women and they still won't sleep with me. LIFE IS SO CONFUSING SOMETIMES.

She *blows into Nintendo cartridge* took *blows into Nintendo cartridge* the *blows into Nintendo cartridge* kids

a thing I like about Nintendo is it's often possible to enjoy one of their games in its entirety without murdering anybody

i never understood why we had to blow on the nintendo cartridge before eating it

Nintendo or Nintendont There is no nintendtry

Stupid Autocorrect you're always posting some thong you didn't Nintendo

I find it really annoying that eating food doesn't heal wounds like I was led to believe as a kid. Damn Nintendo.

Back in my day, Nintendo Wii meant you peed your pants because you wouldn't move for hours playing Super Mario Bros.

The Nintendo DS' cheaper version was the DS Lite. A cheaper Nintendo Switch would be The Nintendo Lite-Switch

Just saw a French footballer playing Nintendo Think it was Thierry on Wii

What's Adrian Peterson's favorite gaming system? Nintendo Switch

What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer? Pokemon Uranium

I have 5 uncles. Scott, Daniel, Bob, Tate, And the one that works at Nintendo.

Have you heard? McDonalds is partnering with Nintendo and Niantic! Prepare for trouble And make it a McDouble

It took Michelle Obama two presidencies to get kids outside... and Nintendo two days.

Nintendo just announced the first haunted tower for Pokemon GO The New World Trade Center

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do? Ennwii

I heard Nintendo once planned to change Donkey Kong's name for their audience in Germany There, he was originally gonna be called ""Danke Kong""