Happy the Dog There's this family with 2 kids and a dog named ""Happy"" and the kids rarely ever played with Happy, they were always playing Nintendo DS and texting on their phones whenever they got home from school so the mom said, ""Children, you never play with Happy and just play with your games so I'm going to have him put to sleep unless you play with him more and actually take care of him instead of leaving everything to me,"" They said, ""fine,"" and went about their usual playing games.…

"Hey mom can Kyle come over?" mom: Kyle from your school or Kyle who is really bad at finishing other people's- [From outside] LOOFAS!

If I could really LMAO, I could get into these jeans my mom has saved for me since high school.

The biggest thing I've learned at art school is the art of disappointing my father.