Super Jokes

I imagine colonoscopies are accompanied by the theme music from the underground level of Super Mario Bros.

Guys, ladies love romance. Tell her something sweet like: You make me harder than the final level of Super Mario Bros.

Divorce is like hitting the reset button on Super Mario Bros except now you pay for the Princess's castle and hope Bowser kills you.

My husband is playing Super Mario Bros with our sons and one of them is having a MAJOR tantrum. Sadly, it's my husband.

Happy 30th birthday Super Mario Bros. To celebrate, I'm going to eat mushrooms, punch a brick wall & set a turtle on fire.

Back in my day, Nintendo Wii meant you peed your pants because you wouldn't move for hours playing Super Mario Bros.

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear? Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more? He kept trying to shave the princess.

In the Super Mario Bros movie, instead of a gag reel, did they have... bloopers?

I just read the biography of the guy who invented Super Mario Bros. Did you know that when he was a kid people used to laugh at him when he would kill turtles with a hammer?

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear? Denim denim denim.....

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros? They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of? Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.