What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros? They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

I imagine colonoscopies are accompanied by the theme music from the underground level of Super Mario Bros.

Guys, ladies love romance. Tell her something sweet like: You make me harder than the final level of Super Mario Bros.

Divorce is like hitting the reset button on Super Mario Bros except now you pay for the Princess's castle and hope Bowser kills you.