🎲 What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros? They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two ...

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear? Denim denim denim.....

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I imagine colonoscopies are accompanied by the theme music from the underground level of Super Mario Bros.

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Guys, ladies love romance. Tell her something sweet like: You make me harder than the final level of Super Mario Bros.

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Divorce is like hitting the reset button on Super Mario Bros except now you pay for the Princess's castle and hope Bowser kills you.

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