I imagine colonoscopies are accompanied by the theme music from the underground level of Super Mario Bros.

Guys, ladies love romance. Tell her something sweet like: You make me harder than the final level of Super Mario Bros.

Divorce is like hitting the reset button on Super Mario Bros except now you pay for the Princess's castle and hope Bowser kills you.

Back in my day, Nintendo Wii meant you peed your pants because you wouldn't move for hours playing Super Mario Bros.