I imagine colonoscopies are accompanied by the theme music from the underground level of Super Mario Bros.

Guys, ladies love romance. Tell her something sweet like: You make me harder than the final level of Super Mario Bros.

My husband is playing Super Mario Bros with our sons and one of them is having a MAJOR tantrum. Sadly, it's my husband.

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear? Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.