Tate Jokes

Hey now, you're a rock star, get your game on, Go plaaaay Hey now, you're potato, get your tate on, Po taaaate

I have 5 uncles. Scott, Daniel, Bob, Tate, And the one that works at Nintendo.

The little rascals are having a spelling test. The teacher calls on Buckwheat and gives him the word ""dictate"" buckwheat replies "" dictate, d.i.c.t.a.t.e."" The teacher says very good now use it in a sentence please. He thinks about it for a second then says ""Hey Darla how did my dic tate last night"".

Little Billy and Sarah are two finalists at the spelling bee... Sarah is up first. Prompter: Sarah, your word is dumb. Please spell it and use it in a sentence. Sarah: D-U-M-B dumb. Billy is dumb. Prompter: Good, now spell stupid Sarah: S-T-U-P-I-D stupid. Billy is stupid. Prompter: Correct, now Billy, spell dictate Billy: D-I-C-T-A-T-E dictate. Sarah might say I'm dumb and stupid, but she also say my dic-tate good.

Medical checkup An elderly man goes to the doctor for his yearly medical checkup. The doctor, a kindly man with a slight stutter, asks his patient: ""So, how's the prost-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tate doing?"" The man thinks for a moment, then replies: ""Well... you could say I pee the way you speak.""