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A black man finds the ID of Leonardo Di Caprio on the ground. He takes it and goes away. Some days later he is stopped by the police while driving like crazy on a city road. They ask him his ID and, to avoid unnecessary problems, he gives them the ID he found on the ground. The officer looks at the ID and back to the man. He reads aloud: ""Name: Leonardo, last name: Di Caprio."" He looks at the driver, a bit perplexed. ""Hair: blonde, eyes: blue."" Looks at him again. Then the cop calls his coll…

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Vincent Van Gogh, Pablo Picasso, Claude Monet, and Leonardo De Vinci are all eating at a nice restaurant when the waitress comes around with the bill. They’d all ordered the same item and had previously agreed to split the bill four ways. When they looked at the check, however, they saw that the 10% gratuity would not split evenly, so one of them would end up paying an extra $0.01. β€œWe should have an art competition to decide,” Da Vinci said, β€œthen we shall have our waitress decide whose piec…

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