Pablo Picasso Jokes

Pablo Picasso, Albert Einstein, and Donald trump arrive in heaven. Saint Peter tells them that if they can prove that they really are who they say they are, they can go in. Picasso starts painting immediately, creating a master piece. Saint Peter thanks him and lets him in. He then turns to Einstein, who explains the theory of general relativity to him. Saint Peter thanks him and lets him in. He then turns to Trump, who is looking bemused, and tells him ""If you can prove who you are, I will let…

George Bush dies Albert Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter says to him, "Who are you?" Einstein says, "I'm Albert Einstein." St. Peter says to him, "A lot of people pass through these gates, how can I be sure that you're the real Einstein?" So St. Peter gives him a blackboard, and Einstein draws and proves the amazing theory of relativity. St. Peter is amazed and says, "Go in! You're Einstein!" Many decades later, Pablo Picasso dies and goes to heaven. At the gates,…

Vincent Van Gogh, Pablo Picasso, Claude Monet, and Leonardo De Vinci are all eating at a nice restaurant when the waitress comes around with the bill. They’d all ordered the same item and had previously agreed to split the bill four ways. When they looked at the check, however, they saw that the 10% gratuity would not split evenly, so one of them would end up paying an extra $0.01. “We should have an art competition to decide,” Da Vinci said, “then we shall have our waitress decide whose piec…

When Pablo Picasso was a young struggling artist, he was several months behind in the rent. The landlord came by and told him that if he didn't come up with the money he would be evicted on Tuesday. Picasso exclaimed, "Before you kick me out, just think, years from now people will look at this building and say the great Picasso lived there." The landlord looked at him blankly and said, "And if you don't come up with the money they can start doing it Tuesday."

Pablo Picasso disturbed a burglar breaking into his chateau. Although the burglar got away, Picasso was able to draw a portrait of the suspect. As a result, police arrested a giant bar of Toblerone, a refrigerator and a grandfather clock. What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.