Alcohol Abuse, Smoking and Staying out Late An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked what he is doing at this time of night. Tha man replies, ""I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effect it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late"" The officer then asked, ""Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"" The man replies, ""That would be my wife""

Racist Humor Told to me by my grandfather when I was a boy Clyde liked to drink in the morning before going to his job as a bus driver delivering African American children to their school. One morning he drank a little too much and while speeding he wrecked the bus sending it into a viscous tumbling roll. His body relaxed from the alcohol, Clyde suffered no injuries. He crawled from the wreckage and dug a hole where he tossed all the black kids into. He patted down the dirt on top as the sheriff…

(This is supposedly a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida) An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, ""I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"" The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to lo…

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, ""I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."" The officer then asks, ""Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"" The man replies, ""That would be my wife."" Don't take life too seriously..........no one makes it out alive anyway!!!