An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, ""I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."" The officer then asks, ""Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"" The man replies, ""That would be my wife."" Don't take life too seriously..........no one makes it out alive anyway!!!

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?" The man replies, "That would be my wife."

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m ...and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?" The man replied, "That would be my wife."

Wife: Are you coming or not? Me: Is there gonna be alcohol? Wife: It's your grandmother's funeral! M:... Wife: NO! Me: Then I'm not coming.