Alcohol Abuse, Smoking and Staying out Late An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked what he is doing at this time of night. Tha man replies, ""I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effect it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late"" The officer then asked, ""Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"" The man replies, ""That would be my wife""

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, ""I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."" The officer then asks, ""Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"" The man replies, ""That would be my wife."" Don't take life too seriously..........no one makes it out alive anyway!!!

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?" The man replies, "That would be my wife."

Wife: Are you coming or not? Me: Is there gonna be alcohol? Wife: It's your grandmother's funeral! M:... Wife: NO! Me: Then I'm not coming.