Clyde Jokes

I really miss Jake. And Clyde. And Marissa. Gina too. I should stop naming my cupcakes right before I eat them. :(

The lovely kids from a funny friend's facebook -------------- Teacher: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Clyde: No, sir; It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!) -------------- Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is this possible? Kid: He became father only when I was born. (Logic! Children are quick and always speak their minds.) -------------- Teacher: Glenn, how to you spell 'crocodile'? Gle…

Racist Humor Told to me by my grandfather when I was a boy Clyde liked to drink in the morning before going to his job as a bus driver delivering African American children to their school. One morning he drank a little too much and while speeding he wrecked the bus sending it into a viscous tumbling roll. His body relaxed from the alcohol, Clyde suffered no injuries. He crawled from the wreckage and dug a hole where he tossed all the black kids into. He patted down the dirt on top as the sheriff…

Tell me your local jokes! Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow? Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde. ""Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?"" asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, ""Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie..."" ""I didn't ask for any details"", the lawyer interrupted. ""Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"" Clyde said, ""Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer …

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.

A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court