And Jokes

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic? ...because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

Mr Bear & Mr Rabbit are walking through the forest when they come across a Golden Toad. The Golden Toad says to them "I don't often see others in the forest, but when I do I grant them 3 wishes". Mr Bear pushes Mr Rabbit out of the way, shouting "me first, me first! I wish all the bears except me in this forest were female". No sooner did he say it than it was done, now Mr Bear has mating rights all to himself. Mr Rabbit thought carefully before wishing for a little rabbit sized hel…

Adam & Eve were the first people... …who didn't understand the Apple terms and conditions.

I think "Scarborough Fair" is Simon & Garfunkel's most haunting song To this day, I still wonder, "*Did* Parsley save Rosemary in time?"

Two blondes at a construction site Lynn & Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House. Lynn was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail & either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, \- "Why are you throwing those nails away?" Lynn explained, \- "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away." Judy got completely u…

Adam & Eve The first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions.

Little Johnny & his mortgage issues Little Johnny asked his dad for a $100 bike for his birthday. Johnny's dad said

How do we know Adam & Eve weren't black? You ever tried taking a rib from a black man?

It's never worth getting into an argument about creationist Adam & Eve versus evolution You're just comparing apples and origins

Joe & Chester Joe and Chester

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic? ...because when they hid Luke & Leia from him

Romeo & Juliet.doc... ...is a play on Word.

I guarantee you Adam & Eve were white. You ever try and take a rib from a black man?

Had a three-way on Valentine's night... Me and Ben & Jerrys. I'm so lonely.

Little Lucy & Little Johnny Little Lucy was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class.

Hey billy jokes? Need some more Billy & Highliner Jokes. One is "Hey billy you ever been to sea" "No Captain Highliner but I have been blown ashore"

Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown? Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare? You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of? Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

Employees at the British bank Bradford & Bingley complained that they had not been given prior notice of a takeover by Banco Santander. A British government spokesman said: "No one expected the Spanish acquisition."

Knock Knock Who's there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin? Knock Knock Who's there? Agnes! Agnes who? Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe! 1697. Knock Knock Who's there? Alfred! Alfred who! Alfred the needle if you sew! Knock Knock Who's there? Ali! Ali who? Ali, Ali oxen free! 1698. Knock Knock Who's there? Alice! Alice who? I'm Alice chasing rainbows....!