Bear In A Bar
Alaska, early spring, a big old grizzly wakes up early from hibernation and wanders down from his cave into a small town. There he is, strolling down main street, pretty as you please, when he sees a dark opening. He thinks to himself, maby this is a cave, and goes in to investigate, and finds himself in a bar. The barkeep, standing behind the bar, polishing a glass, as barkeeps are want to do, sees the bear stroll up and plop down in front of him, and being non-pulsed, as having …