Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit are walking through the woods... ...and attempting to find a way to avoid seeing one another anymore. For a long list of reasons, these two just despise one another, but attempt to be civil, and try to talk through a way they can simply not interact with the other, solving their problem. As they are walking along in the forest, they spot a golden frog, sitting on a nearby lilly pad. They walk up, and start talking to the frog. After a bit of small talk, the frog says t…

The Bear and the Rabbit Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in the same forest, but they don't like each other. One day, they come across a golden frog who offers them three wishes each. Mr. Bear wishes that all the other bears in the forest were female. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a crash helmet. Mr. Bear's second wish is that all the bears in the neighboring forests were female as well. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a motorcycle. Mr. Bear's final wish is that all the other bears in the world were female, leaving …

A bear was taking a crap in the woods. He noticed that a rabbit was a few feet away, doing the same. The bear said, ""Hello, Mr. Rabbit. May I ask you something?"" The rabbit responds, ""Why hello Mr. Bear, of course you can ask me something."" The bear asks, ""Mr. Rabbit, pardon me for asking, but does poop stick to your fur?"" The rabbit replies, ""Why no, Mr. Bear - poop does not stick to my fur."" So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with him.

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much One day, while walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but when he did, he always gave them six wishes, He told them that they could have 3 wishes each. Mr Bear. immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash…