Mr Bears Jokes

Mister Bear and Mister Rabbit were running... ...through the forest. They ran into a fairy and she gave each of them three wishes, taking turns doing one at a time. Mr Bear bursts forward ""I'll go first."" ""I wish I was the most eligible bachelor in the whole forest."" The fairy makes it so. Mr Rabbit asked for ""a crash test helmet."" The fairy shrugged and gave it to him. Then Mr Bear said ""I wish I was the only male bear in the forest."" The fairy makes it so. Then Mr Rabbit asks for ""a r…

A small hare walks into Mr. Bear's Forest Grocery Store... ""Hey, Bear,"" he says, ""Got any rotten carrots?"" ""No, Hare,"" the bear responds. ""I only have sweet fresh carrots. Do you want some?"" The hare shakes his head and walks out. The next mornings he walks in again. ""Hey, Bear, got any rotten carrots?"" ""No,"" the bear says, ""I've already told you, I only carry fresh carrots here."" This repeats the next day, and another. Eventually, on Thursday evening, the annoyed bear brings in a …

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit are walking through the woods... ...and attempting to find a way to avoid seeing one another anymore. For a long list of reasons, these two just despise one another, but attempt to be civil, and try to talk through a way they can simply not interact with the other, solving their problem. As they are walking along in the forest, they spot a golden frog, sitting on a nearby lilly pad. They walk up, and start talking to the frog. After a bit of small talk, the frog says t…

The Bear and the Rabbit Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in the same forest, but they don't like each other. One day, they come across a golden frog who offers them three wishes each. Mr. Bear wishes that all the other bears in the forest were female. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a crash helmet. Mr. Bear's second wish is that all the bears in the neighboring forests were female as well. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a motorcycle. Mr. Bear's final wish is that all the other bears in the world were female, leaving …

A small hare walks into Mr. Bear's Forest Grocery Store... ""Hey