A small hare walks into Mr. Bear's Forest Grocery Store... ""Hey, Bear,"" he says, ""Got any rotten carrots?"" ""No, Hare,"" the bear responds. ""I only have sweet fresh carrots. Do you want some?"" The hare shakes his head and walks out. The next mornings he walks in again. ""Hey, Bear, got any rotten carrots?"" ""No,"" the bear says, ""I've already told you, I only carry fresh carrots here."" This repeats the next day, and another. Eventually, on Thursday evening, the annoyed bear brings in a crate of rotten carrots to his store, and on Friday morning the hare comes back. ""Hey, Bear,"" he asks, ""Got any rotten carrots?"" ""Yes,"" the bear responds. ""Here they are on the shelf, a crate full of rotten stinking carrots."" The hare smiles, pulls out an ID and says: ""FDA, Mr. Bear. Food inspection.""