Mr Rabbits Jokes

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much One day, while walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but when he did, he always gave them six wishes, He told them that they could have 3 wishes each. Mr Bear. immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash…

One day Mr. Rabbit was hopping through the woods.. He was out hopping through the woods, enjoying nature. After hopping around for a while he came across Mr. Deer, who was sparking-up a joint. Mr. Rabbit approached him and said, ""Mr. Deer, you don't need that stuff. We have all of this beautiful nature to enjoy. Put that out, and come frolic with me."" After a bit of convincing, Mr. Deer agrees. He snuffs out his joint, and they take-off. Now the two of them are out frolicking together, laughin…