Mr Wolf Jokes

Little Red Riding Hood was walking down a path in the forest, when she comes across the big bad wolf crouched behind a log. ""oh Mr. Wolf what big eyes you have"" she said. The big bad wolf jumped up and ran away. She shrugged and continued on her way. A little while later she came across him again this time crouched behind some bushes ""oh Mr. wolf what big ears you have"" he jumped up and ran away again. ""What the hell!"" said little red. she continued on her way. About a mile further in she …

One day Mr. Rabbit was hopping through the woods.. He was out hopping through the woods, enjoying nature. After hopping around for a while he came across Mr. Deer, who was sparking-up a joint. Mr. Rabbit approached him and said, ""Mr. Deer, you don't need that stuff. We have all of this beautiful nature to enjoy. Put that out, and come frolic with me."" After a bit of convincing, Mr. Deer agrees. He snuffs out his joint, and they take-off. Now the two of them are out frolicking together, laughin…