Mr Bear & Mr Rabbit are walking through the forest when they come across a Golden Toad. The Golden Toad says to them "I don't often see others in the forest, but when I do I grant them 3 wishes". Mr Bear pushes Mr Rabbit out of the way, shouting "me first, me first! I wish all the bears except me in this forest were female". No sooner did he say it than it was done, now Mr Bear has mating rights all to himself. Mr Rabbit thought carefully before wishing for a little rabbit sized helmet with polarised visor, flame decals and inbuilt Bluetooth speakers. Mr Bear scoffed, "Stupid rabbit wasting wishes, I wish all the bears in the next forest were female". Now Mr Bear had mating rights for 2 forests and was set for life. Mr Rabbit once again thought carefully before wishing for a rabbit sized Ninja motorbike with a scale 900cc engine. Poof! It was said, and it was done. Mr Bear looked angrily at Mr Rabbit. "This is why I wipe my arse with you, cos you're a dumbass. I wish all the bears in the world except for me were female". Now Mr Bear had all the bear bitches to himself. Mr Rabbit put on his little rabbit helmet, got on his little rabbit motorbike, revved the engine a few times and said "I wish Mr Bear were gay" and sped away as fast as he could.