Bearable There was a guy who went bear hunting. When he finally got close to a bear he went to aim and his rifle jammed. The bear charged him and he hollered: ""Wait a minute Mr. Bear my gun is jammed"". The bear said ""OK we can talk this over."" The man said ""Woo sounds great, well Mr. Bear I was only hunting for a new fur coat for the winter that is coming up."" The Bear said ""That sounds good, because I was looking for a good meal before I hibernate for the winter myself."" SO THEY LEFT THE MEETING WITH BOTH WISHES SATISFIED.