A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear.... ""Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?"" The bear responds:""No, I'm stuffed.""

A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear.... ""Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?"" The bear responds:""No

A bear and a rabbit... Ok, it's old but my dad used to tell me it as his ""kid friendly"" joke A bear and a rabbit are in the woods having a shit. The bear looks at the rabbit and asks.. ""When you take a shit, does it stick to your fur?"" The rabbit replies, ""No, Mr Bear. I can't say I have that problem."" So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped its arse with it.

Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how Tree Trunk' is doing