A bear and a rabbit... Ok, it's old but my dad used to tell me it as his ""kid friendly"" joke A bear and a rabbit are in the woods having a shit. The bear looks at the rabbit and asks.. ""When you take a shit, does it stick to your fur?"" The rabbit replies, ""No, Mr Bear. I can't say I have that problem."" So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped its arse with it.