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The Vodka Bottle A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, ""Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."" The Russian begins thinking, ""Well, I really like drinking vodka."" Finally the Russian says, ""I wish to drink vodka whenever I want,so make me piss vodka."" The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he gets a glass out of the

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The Vampire's Wish-long Boris took a break from polishing the deep, rich, black paint on his cherished Chevrolet Impala. His thoughts drifted back to the fine April day in nineteen sixty-three when he first saw the car sitting on the showroom floor. It was only a matter of hours before he'd purchased the car, and was driving it with the convertible top down. The dazzling mid-day sun glistened off of the chrome as his wavy black hair blew in the breeze. Within a few months, his bright world would

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Russian Condoms! President Boris Yeltsin called Clinton with an emergency: ""Our largest condom factory has exploded!"" the Russian President cried; ""my people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"" ""Boris, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you,"" replied the President. ""I do need your help,"" said Yeltsin. ""Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"" ""Why certainly! I'll get right on it!"" said Clinton.

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About a Russian fisherman A Russian fisherman named Boris goes fishing one day. He catches a goldfish, which says "Don't eat me! If you let me go, I'll grant you one wish." Boris replies "Alright, I want to piss Vodka" The goldfish grants his wish, and Boris lets it go. When he comes home, his wife Natasha asks how the fishing went, but he hurriedly left for the bathroom. He took a glass from the kitchen first. When he took a piss in the glass, he was amazed that his wish came true. He sme

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The Russian brothers hear the propaganda about Siberia... how beautiful the weather is, how the shops are stocked with all necessities and luxuries, and prices are low. Boris worries "Maybe they're just saying that to get people to move out there and work in the salt mines. How can we tell?" Vladimir thinks a while, and comes up with an idea. "Hey! How about I move out there, and I'll write home and tell you how it really is!" Boris is pessimistic. "Suppose the censors see it?

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The genie and the russian A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello Master, I will grant you one wish, anything that you want." The Russian begins thinking, "Well I really like drinking vodka." Finally the Russian says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me piss vodka." The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he gets a gla

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Bear In A Bar Alaska, early spring, a big old grizzly wakes up early from hibernation and wanders down from his cave into a small town. There he is, strolling down main street, pretty as you please, when he sees a dark opening. He thinks to himself, maby this is a cave, and goes in to investigate, and finds himself in a bar. The barkeep, standing behind the bar, polishing a glass, as barkeeps are want to do, sees the bear stroll up and plop down in front of him, and being non-pulsed, as having

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Vladimir Putin Visits a School One Day And he gives a lecture about how great the government is, and how Russia is the best country in the world. At the end of the lecture he invites people to ask questions and one kid stands up and says: “Hello my name is Sasha and I have two questions” Putin: “go ahead” Sasha: “Why did Russia invade Ukraine? And why haven’t we won the war yet?” At that moment the bell rang and everyone went to lunch. At the end of lunch the Q&A continued and another kid

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While walking down a street in Moscow, a Russian guy was kicking a bottle when suddenly a genie appeared and granted him one wish. The Russian thought for a moment and said: "Well, I love vodka. I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me pee vodka." The genie granted him his wish, and when the Russian got home he peed into a glass. Although the liquid looked and smelled like vodka, he was still apprehensive about tasting it, but when he summoned up the courage he found that it was the bes

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A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello Master, I will grant you one wish, anything that you want." The Russian begins thinking, "Well I really like drinking vodka." Finally the Russian says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me piss vodka." The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and piss

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