The Vodka Bottle A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, ""Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."" The Russian begins thinking, ""Well, I really like drinking vodka."" Finally the Russian says, ""I wish to drink vodka whenever I want,so make me piss vodka."" The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he gets a glass out of the…

Teacher to russian student: Boris, beware, I have eyes in my back! russian student: What Are you braging about? I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

A Furniture Salesman A furniture salesman is surprised to see a man named Boris who speaks little English in his shop. ""I come from Poland to America. Here is 20 bucks, give me sweetheart."" Boris says. ""Wait a second"", says the furniture salesman, ""Let me see that flier you brought with you"". Sweetheart Deal 20 Dollar Discount on Home Furnishings 1134 New York Street, NY, NY ""I see the problem here"", says the furniture salesman.

What did you do in the war? USSR, september, 1945. A teacher asks his class what were they doing during the war. Little Masha said she was helping nurses in a hospital, little Boris says he worked in a factory. Little Vova said he was helping artillerists by bringing them shells. Amazed, the teacher asks if the soldiers ever said anything to him. -Yes, they would smile and say ""zer gut, Voldemar!""