New York Street Jokes

A Furniture Salesman A furniture salesman is surprised to see a man named Boris who speaks little English in his shop. ""I come from Poland to America. Here is 20 bucks, give me sweetheart."" Boris says. ""Wait a second"", says the furniture salesman, ""Let me see that flier you brought with you"". Sweetheart Deal 20 Dollar Discount on Home Furnishings 1134 New York Street, NY, NY ""I see the problem here"", says the furniture salesman.

One day at the entrance to heaven St. Peter saw a New York street gang. walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first St. Peter ran to God and said ""God there are some evil thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do I do?"". God replied ""Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell."" St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling ""God God they're gone they're gone!"" ""Who the New Yorkers?"". ""No the Pearly…

A Turtle was walking along a New York street when it was attacked by a group of snails. When asked what happened, the Turtle told Police, “I have no idea. It all happened so quickly!”