About a Russian fisherman
A Russian fisherman named Boris goes fishing one day.
He catches a goldfish, which says "Don't eat me! If you let me go, I'll grant you one wish."
Boris replies "Alright, I want to piss Vodka"
The goldfish grants his wish, and Boris lets it go.
When he comes home, his wife Natasha asks how the fishing went, but he hurriedly left for the bathroom. He took a glass from the kitchen first.
When he took a piss in the glass, he was amazed that his wish came true. He sme…