While walking down a street in Moscow, a Russian guy was kicking a bottle when suddenly a genie appeared and granted him one wish. The Russian thought for a moment and said: "Well, I love vodka. I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me pee vodka." The genie granted him his wish, and when the Russian got home he peed into a glass. Although the liquid looked and smelled like vodka, he was still apprehensive about tasting it, but when he summoned up the courage he found that it was the bes…