While walking down a street in Moscow, a Russian guy was kicking a bottle when suddenly a genie appeared and granted him one wish. The Russian thought for a moment and said: "Well, I love vodka. I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me pee vodka." The genie granted him his wish, and when the Russian got home he peed into a glass. Although the liquid looked and smelled like vodka, he was still apprehensive about tasting it, but when he summoned up the courage he found that it was the best vodka he'd ever had. He immediately called his wife. "Natasha! Natasha! Come and see this!" And he then peed into another glass and told her to drink it. She was reluctant at first but when she eventually drank it, she agreed that it was the finest vodka she had ever tasted. They went on to party through the night. The same thing happened the following night. He peed into two glasses and they drank and partied all night. On the next night, the guy arrived home from work and said: "Natasha, bring me one glass from the cupboard and we will drink vodka." She fetched a glass, put it on the table and he peed into it. As he filled the glass, she asked him: "But Boris, why do we need only one glass?" He raised the glass and said: "Because tonight, my love, you drink from the bottle."