A bear was taking a crap in the woods. He noticed that a rabbit was a few feet away, doing the same. The bear said, ""Hello, Mr. Rabbit. May I ask you something?"" The rabbit responds, ""Why hello Mr. Bear, of course you can ask me something."" The bear asks, ""Mr. Rabbit, pardon me for asking, but does poop stick to your fur?"" The rabbit replies, ""Why no, Mr. Bear - poop does not stick to my fur."" So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with him.

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much One day, while walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but when he did, he always gave them six wishes, He told them that they could have 3 wishes each. Mr Bear. immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash…

A small hare walks into Mr. Bear's Forest Grocery Store... ""Hey, Bear,"" he says, ""Got any rotten carrots?"" ""No, Hare,"" the bear responds. ""I only have sweet fresh carrots. Do you want some?"" The hare shakes his head and walks out. The next mornings he walks in again. ""Hey, Bear, got any rotten carrots?"" ""No,"" the bear says, ""I've already told you, I only carry fresh carrots here."" This repeats the next day, and another. Eventually, on Thursday evening, the annoyed bear brings in a …

Mister Bear and Mister Rabbit were running... ...through the forest. They ran into a fairy and she gave each of them three wishes, taking turns doing one at a time. Mr Bear bursts forward ""I'll go first."" ""I wish I was the most eligible bachelor in the whole forest."" The fairy makes it so. Mr Rabbit asked for ""a crash test helmet."" The fairy shrugged and gave it to him. Then Mr Bear said ""I wish I was the only male bear in the forest."" The fairy makes it so. Then Mr Rabbit asks for ""a r…