Little Lucy & Little Johnny
Little Lucy was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,
"Tell me, Lucy, who created the universe?"
When Lucy didn't stir, Little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty! " shouted Lucy and the teacher said,
"Very good," and Lucy fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Lucy, "Who is our Lord …