"It's time to turn over a new leaf." - Adam & Eve on laundry day

ppl always judge adam & eve for listening to the talking serpent but u never hear a single person say anything about dr doolittle

If you have twins name them Adam & Steve so when someone says "Uh, it's Adam & Eve" you can be like "OH REALLY?" and have the boys attack!!

Adam & Eve were the first people... …who didn't understand the Apple terms and conditions.