Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic? ...because when they hid Luke & Leia from him

Compare to what Luke and Anakin had lost, Leia is considered lucky At least she still has the D

Zalporin Luke and Leia are on a mission to a remote Rebel base when they receive a distress call from the Millennium Falcon. Tracing its homing beacon, they discover that the ship is stranded on a planet called Zalporin, on the other side of the galaxy. ""I've heard of this world,"" Leia says, gravely concerned. ""It's an inhospitable, barren hunk of rock. We must hurry!"" But even at top speed, it takes their X-Wing over a week to reach Zalporin. They follow the Falcon's signal to an isolated s…

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off? A 15 yard penalty.