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Three guys survive a plane crash Both pilots and a passenger. They find themselves stranded in a dense unknown jungle. After hours of searching for some sort of help or civilization the ground starts to rumble. In panic they run through the vegetation but it's no use. A huge monstrous cyclops rushes from behind them and scoops them up. With a sinister voice he says "" I am king of this forest, ruler of pain and conquer of death. If you wish to escape you must complete a challenge. Each of you mu

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It's a hard life. Very long but a goodun: There once was a large large city and within this large large city was a large large park, within this there was a large large lake. By the shore of this stood a normal sized bench; on it their lived a hobo. This unfortunate gentleman lived their 365 days a year come rain or shine doing his best to get buy feasting on the pigeons and rats of the park whilst begging to support his addiction to drinking bleach. It is winter; our poor friend has just awoken

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