On the phone to the chinese food place & my cat's all chatty... I cover the receiver and hiss "Shhh, you want them to hear you?"

In my pocket is a computer far more powerful than the one that took Apollo11 to the Moon. I use it to photograph food & fling birds at pigs.

It's amazing how quickly reheated food in the microwave goes cold again when you think you're only going to be on the computer for a moment.

The human body can survive 28 days without food, but only 11 minutes without Internet.