A heavy storm hits a ferry and destroys it... The passangers are now all stuck on a deserted island. Lacking in food supply, they decided that this is all the drivers fault for not checking the weather and decided to kill him and eat his meat for food. One of the passangers, however, refused to eat the driver. That person is a rich and prestigious person and said that he refuse to eat any meat besides only the highest quality top grade prime cut meat. Because of that the rich person instead deci…

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche. A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, ""Where did you get that truck?!"" He calmly told them, ""I bought it today."" ""With what money?"" demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost. ""Well,"" said the boy, ""this one cost me just fifteen dollars."" So the parents began to yell even louder. ""Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?…

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, ""Where did you get that truck???!!!"" He calmly told them, ""I bought it today."" ""With what money?"" demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche costs."" ""Well,"" said the boy, ""this one cost me fifteen dollars."" So the parents began to yell even louder. ""Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?"" they said. ""It was the lady up the street,"" said the boy. …

Penguin Truck So there's a truck driver with a very important delivery: penguins to be delivered to the zoo. Unfortunately, his truck breaks down and they are stranded in the middle of a desert. Luckily , a passer by has a pickup truck. So the truck driver flags him down and says: "here is $300. Go take these penguins to the zoo." So the driver goes and takes them. Later the truck driver sees the other driver, and following him are the penguins. The trucker is furious and shouts at him: "what a…