Forrest Jokes

I wonder why nobody told Forrest Gump's mom that all you have to do is flip over the box of chocolates and it tells you what's inside.

forrest gump (1994): this film gave me very unrealistic expectations of what my life would be like as a huge idiot. 2/10

Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could sweep down & snatch your dinner while it's still running through the forrest

Three guys survive a plane crash Both pilots and a passenger. They find themselves stranded in a dense unknown jungle. After hours of searching for some sort of help or civilization the ground starts to rumble. In panic they run through the vegetation but it's no use. A huge monstrous cyclops rushes from behind them and scoops them up. With a sinister voice he says "" I am king of this forest, ruler of pain and conquer of death. If you wish to escape you must complete a challenge. Each of you mu…

What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta? Penne

What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password? 1forrest1

Two hunters walk along the forrest.. suddenly one of them just gasps, touches his chest, falls on the ground and does not move anymore. The other hunter panics and calls the emercency: ""Hello hello?! I think my friend died, and we are in the middle of nowhere. I don't know what to do, please tell me what to do!"" The guy on the phone replies: ""Please stay calm and make sure that your friend is dead indeed"" Then there is a short silence, a loud bang and the hunter returns on the phone: ""Ok, d…

FBI, CIA and NYPD Are all discussing which is the best organization at catching criminals. To settle the discussion they all agree to go into a near by Forrest to find a released rabbit. The FBI goes in first. After a couple of weeks they are unable to find the rabbit so they burn the forrest down, killing everyone inside. The CIA then goes in next. They question everyone as witnesses, stage a coup and still, after months of tracking are unable to apprehend the rabbit The NYPD goes in and a coup…

I am proud to annouce my discovery of Forrest Fenn's Treasure!!! It took SO long. Now I must follow the clues and locate the box.

A bear is chasing a rabbit So the bear is chasing a rabbit when suddenly a fairy shows up and said: ""I grant you both 3wishes."" The bear wants goes first and wishes that all the female bears in the forrest love him. Then the rabbit wishes a leather jacked. and the fairy grants him the wish. For his second wish the bear wishes that all the female bears in the world love him for the rabbit his second wish he wishes a fast motor. Then the bear wishes that all the bears in the world are female exp…

What's Forrest Gump's password to reddit? 1jennay1

My sister found two jokes on the Internet Not sure if this is appropriate for this sub but I thought I'd give it a shot. My sister found these two jokes on the Internet and we had an argument about which is better. To me, it's clear which one is funnier but I'll let you decide. >What is Forrest Gump's e-Mail password? *1Forrest1* >How do you find Will Smith in a snow field? *You look for the fresh prints.*

TIL why it is called a Brazilian wax. Because they cut down the forrest.

How did the crazy man get across the forrest? He took the psycho path. ( )

What is Forrest Gump's password? 1Forest1

Forrest Gump Goes to Heaven One day, Forrest Gump finds himself in front of the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter is there waiting to let him in, but doesn't wish to let Forrest in. He can't outright refuse him entrance however, so he decides to test Forrest's knowledge. St. Peter tells Forrest that he is going to ask him three questions; if Forrest answers all three correctly, he will be allowed into heaven. Forrest agrees and St. Peter asks the first question. Starting simple to lead into toug…

What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta? Penne (Pen-nay)

A rabbit and a bear was talking a walk through the forrest, when they came across a lamp hidden beneath a root. The bear picks it up and rubs it, and as the legend goes, out came genie. The genie promised each of them three wishes for freeing him from his prison. The bear, being the one who picked up the lamp gets to go first. Now, the bear thinks like most male bears do. So his wish was that all the bears in the area except for him became female bears. POOF. The rabbit ponders for a while, befo…

A man is lost in a forrest and encounters a Yeti Terrified, he screams, ""Don't hurt me!"" But the Yeti approaches him closer and closer, bearing its claws. The man starts praying to God to rescue him. God comes down and says, ""Well, well, well. You never believed in me, why are you praying now?"" Flustered, the man exclaims, ""I didn't believe in the Yeti either yet here we are!""

My name is Forrest! I constantly hear Forrest Gump jokes, ever since I can remember they've been the same ones, and I want to hear something original! Work your magic reddit!

A bear and a rabbit are fighting in the woods. Along comes the magical turtle of the forrest and says to them ""if you two stop fighting I will grant you each 3 wishes."" As to both bear and rabbit agree. First wish the bear says ""I wish all the bears in this forrest except for me to be female"" the rabbit without even hesitating says ""I want a bike!"". The bear looks at him in shock trying not to yell at him fpr such a stupid wish. Second wish the bear goes ""I want all the bears in this forr…

Forrest Gump What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password ? 1forrest1

Two animals in a forrest. Two animals are walking together in the forrest and one of them ask the other: - What kind of an animal are you? - I am a wolfhound! - What is that? It then asks. - Well my mother was a dog and my father was a wolf! The other one said. - And you? The other one then asked. - What kind of an animal are you? - Well i am a Bearant!

Elephant jokes. Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To hide in cherry trees. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Thats because it had its toenails painted. Why should you never walk through the forrest between the hours of 5pm and 7pm? That's when elephants tend to jump out of cherry trees. Why are midgets so short? They tend to walk through the forrest between the hours of 5pm and 7pm Why do ducks have flat feet? To stamp out forrest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? T…

Two men are walking through the forrest.. Two men are walking through the forrest and it is extremely dark. After walking for a bit one of the men all of a sudden yells stop! Right in front of them is the largest hole they have ever seen. The two men look at each other an both decide they have to know how deep this hole is. They decide to throw some pebbles into the hole and listen for them to hit... Nothing. They then throw some larger rocks into the hole and listen for them to hit... Nothing. …