Jack Sparrow was talking to Forrest Gump. Jack asked, "Do you know what a pirate's favorite drink is?" Forrest thinks for a second, and says "Hi-C?" Jack shakes his head. Forrest thinks again and says "Oh, I know. It's Arrrr-Sea Cola." Jack shakes his head again and says "Rum, Forrest. Rum".

ME: Don't you see, the treasure is our friendship PIRATE: ...Aye ME: P: I cherish ya me matey but honestly ya misled me a tad didn't ya

cop: "you kinda look like one that's all" me: "in no way am i a pirate" cop: "hmm, are you sure?" parrot on my shoulder: "did he stutter?"

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. In many cases this will mean showing up to the interview in a pirate suit.